(1)
Oh give me waffles
My husband will curse at you
Shut up and serve us

(2)
Why can't I breastfeed?
On your airplane attendant?
Because I'm a man?

(3)
Unfair cell contract
Early termination fee!
I didn't read it.

(4)
The service stinks bad!
I write to you now, weeks later.
Manager? No speak.

(5)
Gimme pig, they say
Violation of site terms
Free meals I deserve

(6)
Wal-Mart and Target
Better say Merry Christmas
Or else I boycott

(7)
I write Haiku poems
About consumer problems
Hope I win a prize

(8)
Habla Espanol?
No, I am American
With bad attitude

(9)
Venice and Mike R.
Fight about spelling and so
Who will win? We lose!

(10)
Are you a site troll?
Writing fake letters for fun.
Or are you for real?

(11)
Burger King won't call
Even though I demand it
They don't read e-mail letters

(12)
Ay kant spel orr rite
Butt mi letirs r angri
bhut i hav loi-er

(13)
Non-sufficient funds
I get charged thirty dollars
Compounding daily

(14)
She-nan-i-gans? Yes.
No way this one is for real.
Or else we are doomed!

(15)
Have advanced degree
Loaded up with tons of cash
Yet, I lack manners

(16)
Planet Feedback Help!
Consumer crisis I have.
Hard bits in Slim Jim.

(17)
Words to not use here:
Curses, attacks, or hate
Unless towards merchant

(18)
Merry Christmas All!
Unless you are Moslem. Jew.
Atheist. Or Hindu.

(19)
I will not return!
For what you have done to me.
Unless you give bribes.

(20)
Mister Greg Helpful
Is like a great god to me
May I have tote bag?

(21)
Do not accuse me
Of being obese or fat
I don't want Diet Coke

(22) And finally, a limerick:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who ate all his meals from a bucket
He got so sick-en
Of the Colonial's Chicken
That when somone yelled "foul," he'd up-chuck it!