OMG! If this kid doesn't come out of me soon I think I'll scream!

I feel like I have a Buick in my belly and he is not a very cooperative little guy.

He doesn't sleep when I do, pretty much hates everything I eat and has the sharpest elbows (or feet, or knees, I don't know what the heck he's hitting me with in there!) I have ever encountered!

Hubby keeps pestering the Midwife to have them induce me. Apparently he's sick of my whining.

Not to mention that the more pregnant I get, the dumber everyone else around me becomes(thus my most recent posts!) and the less patience I have for that idiocy!

Pretty much Hubby and my Dad have now forbidden me to drive until after I deliver for fear I'll shoot one of these dumb a$#es on the road with me. (Being a cop's daughter with a concealed carry license FINALLY comes in handy!)

The one cool thing is my Dad and brother VOLUNTEERED to have Turkey Day at their place. All I have to do is show up - no cooking, no cleaning!

Hell, I'd have gotten pregnant this time last year just for that alone!

So please everyone, pray for me. Just let me get through the next 17 days without any irrational fits that land my butt on the front page of the Plain Dealer being hauled away by the Cleveland PD!