Any gift you give to a loved one that was acquired on Black Friday should be accompanied with documentation of the pain and suffering -- even humiliation - you experienced in pursuit of that gift.

-- A photo.

-- A tape recording.

-- A video-phone video-capture

-- A bruise or scar

-- A newspaper clip of hundreds of crazy shoppers (including you) lined up to by that gift.

Put context behind your gift and you'll get triple the credit.

Oh, yes, future generations will look to you and say "he who bequeathed this gift suffered at great expense that my joy of receiving this great present. Let us celebrate such heroics."

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So sayeth the Holiday Tipster