Sorry, I'm just really having trouble getting over the notion of eating chicken livers (already the body's toxic waste dump and you want to eat the waste dump of an animal that's lived the life It did? bon appetit).

::shudders::

Oh, and your request is ridiculous. KFC (and every other restaurant) is entitled to charge for its condiments; many do, as you discovered. Just because it wasn't pointed out to you on the price board doesn't make it any less fair or appropriate or just-the-way-it-is.

Go to Lee's if you love them so much.