OMG! Miss a week & you miss EVERYTHING. I almost peed my pants after that one about the Fruit Gushers. And I see we have several new clownshoes among us vying for the coveted #1 spot.

But, alas, I was detained.

Briley Ian-Chase Loper arrived last Tuesday (12/5) at 8:29 a.m. (you read right, it says A.M.) He weighed in at just 6 lbs, 13 oz (almost a full pound smaller than his older brother)and 19 inches. I was shocked to find that nearly every newborn outfit we bought for him was miles too big.

We came home after just 24 hours (Mommy couldn't sleep in that hospital bed and the nurses routine checks made it that much harder!), but I had not even tried to get online until today when my mom threatened me with bodily harm if I didn't send pics of HER grandson post haste!

He is a really good baby, albeit, a bit confused. Apparently he thinks he's supposed to be up and feeding at 3 a.m. and sleeping at 3 p.m. We're working on fixing that little glitch, but other than that, he is perfect.

I pretty much only get to feed him (Emily Gilette, I bare my left boob in your honor!). Big Bro and Daddy usually steal him from me the rest of the time.

So to anyone who wondered or noticed I wasn't around. . .

. . .I'M BAAAAACK.