"An associate whom appeared to be originally from India tended to my requests."

That's quite a gift you've got, being able to tell where a person is from originally just by looking at them. Now granted, I don't have the luxury of knowing what you look like personally, but judging by your writing, I'm guessing that you were originally from the top of a maple tree, based on your ability to look down on everyone else.

Am I right? Were you born in a tree or not?