That's it! Ever since I switched to Comcast my connection has been shaky at best. I swear they must be using a string and tin can for a modem. As soon as my contract is up I'm dropping them like a bad habit.

I renounce my cable internet connection!

On the other hand, the customer service people at Comcast are incredibly helpful when it comes to temporarily fixing the problem, they just can't give me a permenant solution. And I can't yell at them because they're just so darn nice.

Ya know, that gives me an idea. I'll open a buisness where you can call and yell at me for 99 cents a minute.

That's the million dollar one right there.