Oh...I wish someone would fondle my neck.




ROFL!



This is sick. Besides there being far too many adjectives in this letter to take is seriously, there are too many things that I just flat out dont believe.

I dont believe anyone fondled your neck. How DOES someone fondle a neck anyway.

Maybe you were giving him some kind of mixed signals. Maybe he thought you wanted him to fondle your neck.

Your letter is so far over the top that no one will take it seriously.

I certainly dont.