Greeting and Salutations Herb!

Ok this is, generally how it works. First go to the dollar store and get a pair of reading glasses
Second go to www.Tones4us.com website and look at the bottom of the page right under the square that says "Click here if you agree to the terms and conditions.

Read (out loud if necessary)

Summary Terms :By clicking the "Continue" button you agree to subscribe to tones4us's Ringtone service. The service will send a ringtone to download each week to your phone. The 9.99USD charge will be billed to your wireless bill monthly. You may stop this subscription service at any time by sending a text message with STOP, to short code 76284. Your phone must be polyphonic compatible, be Internet-enabled and have text messaging capability. You must be the owner of this device and either be at least sixteen years old or have the permission of your parent or guardian. Artist names used for identification purposes only. Standard/other text messaging rates may apply. For information text HELP to 76284; 18002357105


So this, my friend, is how you STOP STOP STOP them but you must PAY PAY PAY them for what you USED USED USED because you gave them your cell number cell number cell number.

Oh and Crap and Bastards isn't nice to put in a professional correspondence NEITHER ARE CAPITAL LETTERS!

Always squeeze the toothpaste tube up from the bottom, and be kind, unwind.

Whew!