I just bought a pack of beef jerky along with other products at my local walmart store and....when i consumed it with beer when i got home I tasted something very funny.
The package was filled with fungus!
I happened to swallow my piece and am very disgusted and upset about this.

I called Wal-Mart's customer service and they had the local manager called me back. THhe manager asked me if I want to travel back to get it exchanged. I'm no person with free time to travel back to Wal-Mart just to get a pack of beef jerky exchanged! And I am experiencing a tremendous upset for eating fungus for the first time in my life! What actual punishment and appropriate compensation could I get from Wal-Mart??