Unhappy With Verizon's Service

Verizon tried to call you to discuss this issue personally, but
apparently, your area code has changed. Do you know the new one?

"Who is at the head of Verizon Wireless so I can rip them a new ass
for being treated like crap."

This is the sort of response you make in your private
journal/blog/whatever, not an actual letter to a company. It's
immature and unprofessional. They'll take one look at it, laugh at
you heartily, and throw it in the trash can along with thousands of
other ranty, threatening letters.

I guarantee you no one will care about you because you talk and act
like a spoiled child.

If you do not pay them the money you owe, they will take you to
collections. Verizon Wireless will get money out of you one way or
another, and you're better off handling this like an adult and not
ruining your credit.

Calm down and re-write this like a civilized human being.

~A

What is your STATE senator doing in DC? You want all those freebies
for the life of your existing contract? News flash! Contract won't
last too long. They'll cancel your service. Another news flash:
You'll pay all you owe or they'll send you to collections. Have fun
trying to straighten out your credit after that.

Last tip: Invest in a good dictionary.

Gee I think you'd do much better using PFB's letter writing service
(hint hint)...professional companies rarely respond to vulgarity and
misuse of the written word (I know, spelling isn't one of my forte's
either).

So perhaps a redo, sticking to the facts and leaving the head of
verizon's nether regions out of the letter would get better results.

post it here, I could always use a laugh!

I'm sure they'll be more than happy to put aside all the problems
going on overseas, just so they can take care you're problem with
Verizon.

Grow up, get over yourself, & get some professional help. You have
serious anger management issues, not to mention some serious
entitlement issues.

Veriaon has responded to all of my letters. Have they responded to
this one?

AHAHAHAHAHA.


Sorry, had to do that.

With this awful letter (horrible spelling, cussing, insults, etc.), I
don't see Verizon jumping to help you any time soon.

Oh no, you're going to contact the senator! I bet Verizon is really
scared now! Seriously, lighten up. It sucks, but you know what?
Life does suck. Get over it. And learn how to spell simple words
like "contact", "about" "making" and "phone". Not to mention every
other thing wrong with this letter.

I am sure that your wife does not miss the time that was wasted if you
are like this at home. Infact I don't thinks she would consider this
wasted time.

and then write a better letter.

Anthony,

This letter is a perfect example of why you should never write
correspondence like this when you are angry.

I'm sure now that you are calmer you realize that profanity and
threats to rip someone a new one or, worse yet, to "DC" do nothing to
promote your point of view.

It doesn't matter what connections you think you have, threatening to
use them really turns folks off and will get your letter tossed. All
it does it make a person look arrogant.

You may or may not have valid complaints, but you need to re-write
this letter in a calm and professional manner before anyone will hear
you.

"Step up to the plate Verizon and show me you have the intergrity to
do right by your customers, or I start makig ohone calls to D.C.!!"

I'm sure they're really scared.....

Totally, totally inappropriate business letter. How old are you?
Sheesh.

And trust me... your senator has better things to do than to go to bat
with Verizon for you.

I expected this letter to be a lot more interesting than it is. So
all my effort link-clicking was wasted, as was my time and my dog's
time since he couldn't go out to pee until I got off the computer.

I want 3 letters a week from now until the end of the universe, all of
them raising interesting questions and attracting the attention of PFB
members whose comments I enjoy reading. Otherwise I will be calling
the President; trust me, he'll be showing up at your house with a
backdrop that says "Entertain Cal M" all over it to deliver a personal
speech to you about what an awesome person I am!!

The first rep messed up. It's annoying, but it happens. Vent about
it, get your area code changed, learn your new phone number, and then
put it out of your mind and use the extra time you would have spent
bitching to Verizon to take your wife out to a restaurant she's always
wanted to try.

Believe me, it'll be a lot more pleasant for both of you than having
your state senator try to keep your vote while telling you "no".

ok do this with me:
Inhale through your nose( nice deep breath)
exhale through your mouth
nice and slow
repeat 5 times

now I want you to repeat after me:
I am human, you are human
we all make mistakes!
repeat 5 times

now that we have calmed you down, and possibly saved you from having a
heart attack or stroke, we can procede.
It was a mistake, I can see why you would be angry, but it seems as
though you are full of rage and have an underlying issue that results
in this type of behavior. You are not entitled to all that you are
demanding. At most just your number changed for free.

P.S.
C A L M D O W N ! ! !

You seem to have overestimated the compensation to which you are
entitled.

If you would drop all the rude words in your letter you have a valid
complaint. I don't think you are going to get all that you ask for nor
do I think you deserve it for "wasting" 30 minutes of your time. This
letter will probably hit the circular file fairly quickly.

1. Breathe
2. Spell check
3. Pissed off probably isn't the best term to use when trying to be
professional
4. Never demand compensation.

Just some ideas for you. Best of luck in life!

"Or I will be cancelling my account and after I cotact my State
Senator, trust me I will not be paying anyone any cancellation fees!"

Ooooh....I'm sure they are shaking in their boots.

ummmm...

uh huh! you are going to get what you deserve. NOTHING. This letter is
soo full of vulgarities, it's incredible!

I'm not going to defend Verizon because I have had my own customer
service issues with them.

However, you're going to make phone calls to D.C.??? You realize you
gave the people at Verizon a good laugh right?

Three months service, 1500 minutes for $70 and every option
free...yeah right! Your state senator could care less about your
wireless problems.

Calling Verizon's employees idiots and wanting to rip someone a new
ass is not going to win you any brownie points. It's a sure way to
get this letter tossed.

Color me impressed. Your education level, displayed within the use of
vulgarities, seems to be less than a high school graduate.

As such, I wouldn't plan on receiving any form of positive response
from the provider, if any response at all.

As for paying for cancellation fees, if you are under contract, you'll
eventually pay them. They are legal and will not be removed from your
credit report until you do. As such, other providers will not touch
you, unless they gouge you will higher costs. You'll further be
declined on other forms of credit, creating more issues than you are
currently aware.

Your further request for freebees is atrocious. All I can tell you is
that they, like other people reading your letter, will just shake
their heads and transfer your account to collections.

Your state senator is going to tell you he can't do anything about
their business terms. What "glory" did anyone get? Why can't you
keep the number?
You're not going to get anything. Vulgar language is not respected
and if you talk filth, you'll be treated that way.

Wow....Just wow. Just when you thought you heard them all...I'm
speechless.

Sure because your state senator has nothing better to do then deal
with your cell phone issues. You are no better then any other customer
why should you get free service?