Target Store is Family Treat

who does my pic remind you of?

I am about 99% sure this letter was written by Sioux Fan. He is
suspiciously absent from all the postings he usually interjects into
every Target letter.

I bet he is sitting back and laughing at all the reactions he is
getting.

I have to say - Bravo My Friend, Bravo!

Clete

I just want to state something that is definitively, one hundred
percent honest and truthful.

I am Not the letter writer.

j/k

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I have to assume this individual is acting appropriately? At least
he's not offending anyone! And a break from the same old same old,
can't be all that bad, can it?

I am surprised that Sioux Fan hasn't chimed in, after all he is a
Target Shill!

Not a shot that this is real. The person claiming to be the sponsor
is not telling the truth, as the way this letter is written and the
content are obviously meant as a joke.

Whoever wrote this... come clean and take a bow for your little
attempt at humor.

It looks to me like Borat was let loose in a Target store. He didn't
have his marriage sack so the shopping cart was the next best thing.

Well, either way, this letter and the comments were a humorous read
and made me smile. LOL!

Ha!

I like target too.

Psychology 101:

Isn't it amazing how Shakespeare nailed this modern concept over 400
years ago?

PURE BUNK!

Man, even your broken English is incorrect.

It never even cross my mind that it might be you. If it's a regular, I
would lean towards VC or Eric, but it's not because those guys are
classy enough to have fessed up and take their bows by now.

Let's say for a second it's a real letter. Then go with Makiki. Good
for you telling the store how you feel.

That being said, I think there may be a possibility of a poor attempt
at "humor" or "see, I told you you guys were mean!!" Something a
bumpkin or a tool would type in the hopes of drawing attention to
him/herself. I hope that isn't the case.

It would be great if there really was a Makiki pushing his woman
around in a shopping cart. The world needs more cart rides.

And less bumpkins.

but I love it!!

Oh, my, this letter is so stereotypical it squeaks if it turns around
too fast. Nice try, gotta call shenanigans as well.

I have a very strong suspicion as to who actually wrote this letter.

My sponsor told to me that I should be careful to post on here. I
sorry for damage I cause to every person who approve not my letter. I
like Target because they treat me good and have many goods. Target
also has many fine servants. I ride my wife in shopping basket by
mistake before kind servant ask to take her out. My sponsor taking me
to Target tomorrow, I must offer apology to servants before I tour the
displays again.

What a funny letter. I like.

Introduce him to NASCAR, this will keep him busy and significantly
reduce his net addiction. Since he is a Target shill, I recommend the
Reed Sorenson Car

Clete

I apologize for this posting. I am the sponsor for this family and I
usually edit all of the letters and messages he types. Imagine my
"amusement" when I saw this letter.

Since coming to America, my friend has fallen in love with Target,
Dairy Queen and the internet. He spends the day posting and to my
dismay, chatting. I have no idea how he found this site. Probably when
he typed Target into a search engine??

Just to clear a few things up, his wife did ride in the cart briefly.
A store employee pointed out the safety issue and she got out. He was
under the impression, if only briefly, that all women had to ride in
the carts. Please don't ask how he got this idea, I am still wondering
myself.

Please forgive my friend, he means well and really likes Target???

Shenanigans.

That is all.

I am guessing that either the wife rode in the cart briefly or
possibly pushed the cart and this is a language barrier issue.

If she actually rode in the cart, I'd love to see that

Clete

You make your wife ride in the cart?