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Men Pay Homage to the Silk Worm
Posted Fri November 9, 2007 11:40 am, by Jonas G. written to Fredericks of Hollywood
Write a Letter to this Company
I need to begin my letter with a bit of a disclaimer. I am a happily married man. My wife looks very good in your products, and according to her, so do I.
I have been wearing your products for about 5 years now. I used to wear my wife's clothes, but good home cooking and two kids have taken their toll; as a result, we are no longer the same size. After a long discussion, we decided that I should begin shopping for my own undergarments. The problem is that your store and website are very un-man friendly.
I still have man-britches that I wear when I am going to the doctor or bowling, but my collection of silky undergarment needs some freshness added to it. I took a chance once and wore a pair of your silk undergarments fishing; I caught the biggest fish of my life! My buddy attributed it to my lucky hat, but I know it was my "lucky" lacies.
I have some suggestions that you may want to consider to make your store more man friendly.
Make your store more man friendly and accessible. Avoid putting you stores in close proximity to sporting goods stores and soft pretzel kiosks. Set aside a portion of your store for your male customers.
Have you considered men for your website? We like the ladies, but it would be nice to see how they fit on us as well.
Marketing is key! Have you considered hiring on some big names in the industry to sell your products? I for one would like to see normal guys such as Drew Carey, Jimmy JJ Walker or even Larry Bird wearing your products in magazines, on TV or even the Big Screen.
I like most men with a few extra pound consider myself an A-cup, maybe you could start there.
Please consider my recommendations, I love your Teddies and don't want to settle for anything less than Frederick's of Hollywood Quality.
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Sorry to say, but this is still considered a bit taboo. But I have heard of other men liking to wear womens undergarments, so you arent the only one. (and dont let people tell you your sick, your sex life is your business ;D)
But, since it is a very small percentage, (or a small percentage that will admit to it) I dont think they want to risk alienating the "normal" people.
Oh well. Nice suggestion letter though. I think, as far as web-ordering goes you are just going to have to get your measurements and go from there. There are probably sites out there that will help you determine your sizes.
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You're sick, get some help
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by ~Fiƒi-la-ƒlea~ Posted Fri November 9, 2007 @ 2:41 PM
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I'm sorry in advance if this is a serious letter but I had to chuckle when I read some of it.
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My real last name is Jones, throughout my youth, I was usually just called Jonesy, then someone "changed" it to Jonas and it somehow stuck, probably because I didn't take to kindly to the name at the time. Somewhere along the line someone put 2-and-2 together, added the Grumby and from that point forward, I've been known as Skipper.
I thought it would be fun to just go with it, not much embarrasses me any more.
But you are right, my given name is not Jonas Grumby, it is a name I have"lived" with for a long time though.
Oh, the picture is not me either detective.
And before you call me a liar, ask yourself this: " Is he the only man that wears his wife's clothes? "
If the answer is yes, then come back and we will debate the liar thing again.
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The TOS
by Jeffrey Fri November 9, 2007 @ 8:44 PM
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Jeff
by "Clete" Sat November 10, 2007 @ 11:28 AM
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get over it
by "Clete" Sun November 11, 2007 @ 10:52 AM
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by "Clete" Posted Fri November 9, 2007 @ 1:40 PM
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Why is it that every letter with a bit of humor is immediately attribute to Cletus?
I can hardly keep up with my own letters, much less the letters of someone else.
Allow me to explain one thing, I only used the name Fred Flintstone because I thought everyone had a fake name here.
Besides, who in the world knows the real name of Gilligan and his crew anyway? I always thought he was Alan Hale??
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by Jeffrey Posted Fri November 9, 2007 @ 8:42 PM
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...the terms of service when you signed up? If you registered with the name "Fred Flintstone," you violated the TOS. And if you send a letter under this fake name, so much the worse.
However, you HAVE corrected the situation.
The Skipper's name was Jonas Grumby. The actor was Alan Hale.
Mrs. Howell's first name was Eunice.
The professor was Roy Hinkley.
Maryanne's last name was Summers.
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Honestly
by "Clete" Sat November 10, 2007 @ 11:22 AM
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by azgirl Posted Fri November 9, 2007 @ 12:53 PM
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I'm sure you can find some websites showing men in ladies underwear.
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by Jeffrey Posted Fri November 9, 2007 @ 12:46 PM
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Oh, any by the way...
Unless you have an incredibly good sense of humor about your name, I find it interested that your real name is "Jonas G." and your avatar shows someone named "(Skipper) Jonas Grumby."
Seems like someone else (Clete) found it funny to come here a register as a classic TV character (Fred Flintstone). Same as you.
Hmmmmm....
Wanna come clean? You're not on the level, are you?
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by Jeffrey Posted Fri November 9, 2007 @ 12:43 PM
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I'll assume that you're telling the truth.
If that's the case, you fail to make your point because of your attempt at humor.
In fact, it's clear from the way you've written this letter that you are lying.
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Are you unaware of the fact that you can buy men's underwear made of silk and satin?
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