Bad tasting pepsi

Wow... such a short letter to your company regarding your flat pop...
umm yeah okay. *rolls eyes*

Hmmm.
By the same token, I'll write a similar letter to my bank...

Dear Bank Of America,

My account is pitifully low and I want to buy some stuff.

Gimme some money.

(Now all I have to do is sit back and watch the cash just roll on in!)

Dear Rebecca..

Too bad.

No replacement

Sincerely,

Pepsico

Dear Rebecca,

After reviewing the details of your complaint, our suggestion is to
gently swirl the pepsi from side to side, in a counterclockwise
direction with one hand, while adding four to six tablespoons of cane
sugar or karo syrup until the carbonation supsides and the sweetening
agent fully dissolve into the liquid. This process accomplishes three
things, 1)it lessens the carbonation and possible side effects
(burping, acid reflux, bloating and excess gas) 2) Adds that "sugar
rush" which gives you a burst of excess energy and tastes great and,
finally, 3)A good form of semi aerobic exercize which helps burn off
calories, improves hand- eye co-ordination and helps stop carpal
tunnel syndrome from typing a sentance or two on a qwerty keyboard
which is torture to use.

The pepsi team

Uh huh.

So was this Pepsi in individual containers, or was it from a
fountain?

When and where?

What did you do when you tasted the Pepsi?

If I were the one handling this letter, I would just throw it out.
You can't be bothered to explain what happened; if they ignore you
you'll probably go away.

Of course, even with a better letter, I'd turn you down if it were up
to me.

Return your product.

So you took the time to find PlanetFeedback, write a complaint, and
all you came up with was this?