Bad fone service

Be cool. Stay in school

This has to be a joke.

Erik, is that you?? Are you up to your old tricks again? This letter
sounds a lot like the post you made on my blog! heh ;-)

Are you aware that your "missile" contains 81 words and most of them
are either misspelled or the grammar is incorrect? This is pitiful.

Try again, doofus

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

You write a letter like this and Sprint is the one who sucks?

Wait till you graduate kindergarten then write again.

Generally speaking "Hooked on Phonics" really works...just make sure
you ask for "phonics" and not "phoenix" cause you'll learn about a
city in Arizona and a mythical bird that flew from ashes and that's
not gonna help none wrte uh letr.

All this and much "moron" the next episode of "When Idiots Sign
Contract!"

The correct version:

"I bought a Sprint phone last November and it doesn't work at all. I
try to use it in my house and it does not get a signal. Nobody can
ever reach me and I am paying my bill for nothing. They won't let me
out of my contract for two years. I am stuck paying for nothing.
They want to charge me $100 to void the contract early but they won't
put towers in my area. Sprint sucks.

Shoot themselves."

Todd, please learn to write letters before posting them here. For the
record, two negatives makes a positive "it don't get no" translates
into "it does". This also means, "Nobudy can reach me never" to
"everyone can always reach me".

Please don't drink and type. This has been a PSA.

Slow day at the Sprint store, huh, Todd?

If you don't want to pay the early termination fee, then perhaps you
should consider moving to a place where you can get a signal. That's
right - pull all those kids out of school, quit your job, drag your
wife up off the coach, put the dogs in the back and just GO!

Now I know what you're thinking - LadyMac, if I could afford to move,
then I could afford to pay my early termination fee. It's the
principle of the thing, Todd. Don't let those rich Sprint fatcats
charge you something for nothing. You'll show them!

Good lucky Todd.

If your intent was to get your contract voided based on your being a
vulnerable adult, you were likely successful.

Rewrite that in English, please.

are you related to Dickie H. ???

Todd B., what you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic
things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent
letter were you even close to anything that could be considered a
rational thought. Everyone on this room is now dumber for having read
to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

This letter cannot be for real.

This letter has to be someone's idea of a joke.

Wow. Todd makes Dickie H sound like Charles Dickens.

Two words for you...circular file, which is exactly where this letter
is going. Sorry, thanks for playing.

"shoot themselfs"?!? I don't care if this complaint is absolutely true
and your life is suffering because of a lack of cellphone service,
that comment ALONE would make me throw this letter straight into the
trash can. If you expect an adult response, write an adult letter.
This letter deserves a response from a drunken Sprint-tattooed monkey!

Have you read your terms and conditions of your contract. It will say
that you cannot be guaranteed service everywhere, especially in
buildings.

Coverage is not avai'l everywhere.

Our coverage maps provide high level estimates of our coverage areas
when using Services outdoors under optimal conditions. Coverage isn't
available everywhere. Estimating wireless coverage and signal strength
is not an exact science. There are gaps in coverage within our
estimated coverage areas that, along with other factors both within
and beyond our control (network problems, software, signal strength,
your Device, structures, buildings, weather, geography, topography,
etc.), may result in dropped and blocked connections, slower data
speeds, or otherwise impact the quality of Service. Services that rely
on location information, such as E911 and GPS navigation, depend on
your Device's ability to acquire satellite signals (typically not
available indoors) and network coverage.

In order for them to put up towers in your area, they have to see a
real business need for them. When they get enough complaints from
different people then maybe they will consider, but don't rely on it.

Something tells me that this letter is a fake. Check out the spelling
- - the OP can't seem to spell "bot" or "hous" or "bil", but doesn't
have a problem with "signal", contract", "hundreds", etc.

Someone is just making a lame attempt to get out of their contract.

Spelling, spelling, SPELLING!!!!! Spell words right, punctuation.
Vulgarities, i.e. "sucks", has NO place in a business letter.
You won't hear from them because they won't reply to a disgruntled 6th
grader.