Dear Waffle House: Please serve my boyfriend crap, too.

Aw, come on. You expect us to believe you went to a Waffle House, and
actually got served? And they had bread, cheese, AND Diet Coke, ALL
AT THE SAME TIME? And they served the sandwich burnt side up? You
MUST have caught them on a good day.

love your letter...

Potential solution is that you should order FOR your boyfriend and
then maybe he'd get the crappy meal... finally!

And I can't believe you paid for an uneaten burned grilled cheese.
You're a better sport than I.

"Waiter, I'd like two eggs. One slimy, one almost like a hockey puck.
Two slices of toast. One burnt to a crisp on both sides, one barely
warm. Two slices of bacon. One perfectly cooked and one almost
pink."

"I'm sorry sir, we can't serve this to you. Health codes prevent
it."

"But that's how you served it to me yesterday."

I'll admit that this is not a direct quote of the joke, but you get
the point.

I think OP made a good effort to find a way to enjoy a meal with her
friend. At first I'd thought, "Get a waffle, for Pete's sake." But
then I realized that there are some points in my day where syrup would
definitely not do anything great for my blood sugar.

I think OP made a valiant attempt. Waffle House let her down.

Hmmmmmmmm.........you were served slimey food cold and unediable and
burned foods, yet you kept going back. I have a couple of suggestions
for you #1: learn to cook, and suprise these people a nice home cooked
meal. This way a)you know what goes in to the food, and you know what
it will taste like. 2) You suggest or suprise these people you are
taking out to the restaurant of your choise that you know is much more
suitable for ALL to enjoy, and if they suggest going to the Waffle
House, then make up and excuse that you can not go.

I kind of have the same issue with my husband and Burger King. He
loves BK and it seems every time we go there something is wrong with
my food (stale bun, cold fries, etc) and his is fine. I relent once
in a while and go there but I do sometimes wish he would have some of
the same issues I do just so he would understand why I don't want to
go there.

It really is strange because it happens at different BK's. Just once,
I'd like for him to have an issue with his food at BK.

What really fries my butt, besides a candle 3 feet high, is if he was
the person that had always had the issues, we would not be going to
that place. The things we women do to appease our men!

all i can suggest is... making your bf try your food.

i have to say though, this is one of the more creative letters i've
read here!

=)

I agree that your boyfriend sounds a little jerky in your letter. You
have every right to dislike a restuarant and not eat there without
having to explain over and over why.

So, maybe suggest that he go the Waffle House on occasions when you
aren't with him.

I think your boyfriend is a JERK. If I were you, I'd either dump his
THOUGHTLESS BUTT or just refuse to go with him when he goes there. Go
to Perkin's, or a local family-owned joint, or something. But just
refuse to go.

(I loved the snarkiness in your letter--very well written!)

Dump the boyfriend or tell him no, you wont go there anymore.

Make it the ultimatium.

No boyfriend/girlfriend is worth crappy food.



Good Day

of Waffle House, but everyone is different. Maybe it is my first
memory of being in one down in Georgia. Grits everywhere, and the
customers looked like a Who's Who of truck drivers from the 70's.

You can get crappy food at Cracker Barrel as well, which I know by
firsthand experience. I stopped going there years ago. But it may be
more reliable than WH.

Praying for bad food and service, thats new.

Maybe your BF likes the food thats why he keeps asking to go back. Im
sure there are alot of people who do like it otherwise they wouldnt
have tons of locations, and even a waffle house credit card.

If your sandwich was burned why didnt you demand a new one? Or to get
comped for it. Placing it burned side up and just hoping the waitress
saw it doesnt really constitute requesting something be done.